I'm named for one of the biggest literary badasses of the 19th century, but I prefer to model my persona after a badass bounty hunter from a galaxy far far away. Anyway, I'm a seventeen year old guy from the heart of America (Amurrica, if you ask the inbred hicks around here.) I run XC and I’m a total goofball nerd. I’ll try to keep this more running based, but I make no promises.

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what am i doing wrong?

Many people take this song by face value: As a song about an addict. Call me crazy, but I relate to this in so many other ways. She talks to angels, and they call her out by her name. It means alot more to me, seeing as i’ve seen many an addict of various things in my life, and it really speaks to those who have seen the depths of depression and sorrow. I can’t help but breakdown when I hear it. It’s beauty embodied in music, in all seriousness. We all face these difficulties; it’s how we respond that makes us stronger.

thefangirlsarecomeing:

cleverblondeinaunionjack:

#i like how Eve is like ‘oh god no i don’t like this question #and john is like ‘my time has come’

his time isn’t the only thing that’s comeing

thefangirlsarecomeing:

cleverblondeinaunionjack:

#i like how Eve is like ‘oh god no i don’t like this question #and john is like ‘my time has come’

his time isn’t the only thing that’s comeing

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  • Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
  • Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
  • Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
  • Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?
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doublenickels-onyourdime:

imalanashby:

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itsbeatingforyou-anyway:

particular-peculiarity:

h4rmonics:

punkrockghoul:

teaching your children their ABC’s

the hardcore way

Fucking dead. 100% done.

i litERALLY LOST ALL MYG FUCJKING SHIT OMFG

I love you

tHIS IS PERFECT.

my jaw just hit the floor. . 

what

READY TO FUCK SOME SHIT UP KIDS

ABCDeath- Psychostick

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leonsballs:

 

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs. So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!



Thats fucking adorable as hell

amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

 

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

Thats fucking adorable as hell

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So fucking true right now.

So fucking true right now.

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iphone420:

Math jokes aren’t funny nothing about math is funny math is a sin

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toxic-ponies:

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

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awesometriathlon:

milesmeterskilometers:

THIS IS FUCKING ME. I GET LOST EVERYWHERE.


Lol

awesometriathlon:

milesmeterskilometers:

THIS IS FUCKING ME. I GET LOST EVERYWHERE.

Lol

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